Fake Sign Language Interpreter Was Misunderstood (What he was really saying) - Picture illustrations

Though the sign language interpreter at Nelson Mandela's Memorial was completely fake and had no idea what he was doing, he was able to say a few things though totally unrelated to the service. Watch below to see what he did say during the speeches by world leaders:

Obama: ...a boy raised herding cattle... 
Interpreter: Does anyone in the crowd have a smoke? This is some stressful ish...



Obama: But Madiba himself strongly resisted.
Interpreter: After all these speeches I'm getting the heck outta here.


Priest: May the Lord bless Madiba...
Interpreter: My heart is sore...but I gotta ball at KONG this weekend.

Obama: Mandela showed us the power of action...
Interpreter: Hey girl, can we link up after this.

Obama:...a desire to fight the system...
Interpreter: Come duze sisi (Come closer girl)

Interpreter: (Thinking) "They must've said something about the Madiba dance" *doing the Madiba dance*

Ramaphosa: We have visitors, let's not embarrass ourselves...
Interpreter: These nikka's need to cut that cheque