Top Ten Oscar Pistorious Jokes Since The Shooting

Twitter and Facebook have been chanting Oscar Pistoriuos jokes non-stop since he allegedly shot and killed his model girlfriend early on Valentines day. Now it's hard to keep a serious face dealing with such a serious matter with all these really nasty but funny jokes floating around. people do get carried away. Here's some of the ones that caught my eye:

11. Oscar is so vain that he thought the "para"medics were there for him.
10. Does Oscar go to a para-court and para-jail if convicted?
9. Oscar wanted his Valentines date to be dead gorgeous.
8. So the magistrate says that Oscar is not a flight risk... Sprint risk, maybe?
7. Oscar P...From blade runner to blade gunner.
6.Oscar's "intruder" story has no legs to stand on... he should've given it some prosthetics.
5. Legs or no legs he shall stand trial like the rest of us.
4. Since M-net pulled the Oscar Pistorious ads, why not replace him with Oskido from Kalawa Jazzme...
     He didn't kill anyone.

3. From Nandos - "We don't kill our chics, we just flame grill them"
2. Oscar thought he was Robocop, shooting an intruder on his premises.
1. Oscar is such a romantic, he took Reeva out 1st thing on Valentines Day.

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