Top 5 Alternative Names For these Top TV Shows

Have you ever watched a certain reality show  and thought to yourself... What the hell does the name of the show have to so with what's going on in it? You would think by the 2nd Season of the show the name would be changed to better reflect the content of the show. Here are some shows I would personally advise the government to provide some name changes on since they're so good at that:

5. The Bachelor - First of all having 10+ girlfriends is not being a bachelor. This show should be renamed "The Luckiest Man In The World". You have 10 girls you kiss whenever you want to, they all know about it and you get away with it??? I would say that is being the luckiest man alive.
4. Real Chance of Love - The "Stallionaires" have a vivid immagination thinking their show provides a healthy environment for them and their girls to find love. I have more faith in The Bachelor even though it sets unrealistic expectations for its contestants. How about a name like "Real chance that girls will do and say whatever to marry into money". It's a bit long but atleast alot more accurate of the shows content.
3. Running With The Reps - Probably the most obvious... I mean they're not "running" and they certainly aren't dancing. More like "Fighting with the Reps" or "Running with the Floyd Mayweathers". I know people who started watching the show during its 2nd season and didn't realise that they are a dancing crew. It's not too late to change careers, the boxing ring seems more of a calling.
2. The Bachelorette - Straight to the point it should be called "The Whore". It just does not work the other way around. Just the thought that she's attracted to more than 5 guys and would be willing to marry and do Lord knows what else with them is a turn off.
1. Top Shayela - If that's "top shayela" with our S.A celebs then we still got a long way to go. You could get a job that allows you to do everything that our celebs can do. They're making big moves but it looks like those moves only allow them to look great, eat good and not have fancy houses or cars. So maybe the name should be "Stop Ugus'shaya la".

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