Top 5 Interesting Ways to Commemorate The Memory of Whitney Houston

5. Instead of sand, the guests at the funeral should sprinkle cocaine into her grave. Waiting to exhale when she was alive and waiting to inhale while in her grave.
4. Cremate her body rather than burial, mix her ashes with crack cocaine... This way she spends eternity with what she loved most.
3. Kill Bobby Brown and bury them together.

2. Put warning labels on coke bottles stating "DO NOT USE WHITE COKE, OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE WHITNEY". This coupled by the late singer's photo when she was at her worst.
1. Open a Whitney Houston rehab centre for abused drug addicts... Each room made to the exact specs of the hotel room she died in and show the addicts how not to mix alcohol, drugs and a bathtub.

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