Weekend Update - Hush Bouncer Punches Minnie, Hillary Duff Pregnant At 23, Somizi And Phat Joe Finally Together

Minnie's Brush With Hush - Minnie was the victim of a humiliating assault by bouncers at Hush, a well known nightclub in Rosebank. I'm trying to picture a bouncer beat up a girl smaller than i am.... Ok. According to Sunday World, a table at the club was reserved for Minnie and her enterouge, They ordered drinks and were having a good time and decided to go on the dance floor to shake their booties. When they returned to their table they found their bags and drinks moved and foreigners with their ladies at the table. Minnie tried to explain that their at the wrong table when the foreign guy... (yeah I said it, FOREIGN GUY) started pushing on Minnie and slapping her. As if that wasn't enough, the bouncers of the club started beating on Minnie... WTF? The club owner was called to intervene,Stefano or something, and instead of kicking out the trouble makers offers Minnie free drinks and ish. Yeah imali iyakhumluma sbali. That's disrespect all the way, I hope Minnie's recovering well and gets back up again. For us, no more HUSH. Minnie has opened a case against the bouncer and will no longer be going to Hush for whatever reason, let's all make that declaration asseblief, there's enough parties at The Bank, Capital and Latinova.

Hillary Duff Pregnant At 23 - I woke up to the disappointing news that Hillary Duff is pregnant... Not that I think she's too young but I was kinda wishing she was still a virgin and waiting for me to turn her into a woman hehehe. She's been married for a year now to hockey player Mike Comrie. I guess they learned how to become adults very fast. well I would like to say goodbye to Hillary the little girl and welcome mama Duff into the picture. Congrats Damnit.

Somizi Replacing Brenda On Real Goboza - Brenda's contract with RGB comes to an end this month and will not be renewed. RGB has decided that the chemistry between Phat Joe and Somizi must be explored sooner than later. “Phat Joe is so good and comfortable as a presenter and Somizi is funny and his interaction with people is good. It’s not that Brenda doesn't interact with people, but the degrees differ,” says our source. Brenda hasn't done a bad job I think, but numbers do the talking and Somizi might be the man/woman to do it. I was hoping atleast for a pretty girl to balance with Phat Joe's huge lips, well let's see what Somizi does for the show.