10. Down Malema's throat so he stops singing the "Shoot The Boer" song and stops embarrassing his own party and people.
9. Up Kadafi's arse so he gets the shock of his life, steps down from power and gives his people what they want.
8. In David Kau's shows so we atleast think it's a joke.
7. Down the oil refineries so they can keep the price of petrol down.
6. In Khapela's beard to hide from ever being found for "generations" to come.
5. In Pearl Modiade's ass crack so atleast it's something nice to look at.
4. In Oprah's vagina... She's not using it for anything else anyway.
3. In Helen Zille's election campaign's, if she can remove it from existence and lower rates by the same rates they had increased. Sh'e get our votes...right?
2. In Zuma's toilet bowl so he can see how kaak this really is.
1. In NERSA's and ESKOM's executive arses cause that's where the hikes come from in any case.
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