10. Buy gifts and things they can’t afford and end up broke with nothing but a hug to show for it. You should’ve spent that money on a prozi.
9. Leave a guy friend hanging only to find out the girl left them hanging for somebody else. Don’t sacrifice anything till you see her make sacrifices too.
8. Break the bros before hoes code. This isn’t really dumb but comes back to haunt you when she chooses her sisters over you mister hehehe.
7. Name throw and act as if they know all these famous or important people. When they run into those people, they take your girl and treat you like the coffee boy.
6. Lie about how many girls they’ve been with. Mistakenly name one of her friends and end up looking like a bigger loser!
5. Start going to gym so they can get the “tough guy” love. The tide turns when they’re confronted by some guy at a club and can’t back up their muscles.
4. Steal their dad’s car and end up crashing it.
3. Tell the girl they’re single then later find out that your girl tells guys she’s single aswell. Then you got the nerve to get mad lmao.
2. Introduce her to their mothers to prove to her they mean business. She then introduces her parents to yours so a greater bond is formed. Now you can’t just let her go and have more eyes watching your every move and what you do around town.
1. Tell the girl they love her. Only to realize she really does love you and will NOT let you go. No matter what. The type of girl that believes that if you’re not happy with her, you can’t be happy with anyone else.
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