Booby Wars - Pamela Anderson vs Anna Nicole Smith

Boobies can be just as lucrative as booties, if not more. These two ladies took their dairy makers, put them in the faces of wealthy men and ran all the way to the bank. Who came out with more money? Well.

Pamela Anderson - In the looks department she beats Anna hands down. But in terms of boobies she's a small fry. Sure she's now competing with the dead, but I feel Anna was the only candidate we could put Pam in the same category with. The star made big by Baywatch is still getting her rightful royalties from the show, she also became a big Playboy bunny from her Baywatch fame and gets money from that. She's a model, actress, producer, author and activist who clearly works for her money. Unlike Nicole who would rather marry men who will soon pass away then take their millions. Though she went through some financial difficulties through the years she's reportedly worth $5 million.




Anna Nicole Smith - Anna spent the last years of her life fighting to get a big piece of his late husbands estate. She wasn't a worker, did minimal acting and modelling jobs and scored with an 89 year old billionaire as a husband who died a year later. She wasn't included in the will and fought that the oil tycoon did promise her half of his estate. She lost the first court battle, won the second which gave her 474 million dollars and died before the 3rd was concluded which would cut her money down to 88 million dollars. Damn... Boobs are worth alot of money. Anna's the obvious winner.