9. Because you don't smoke, drink or do any of the things that make you seem cool. This is your chance to get into the cool crew.
8. So people will stop asking you when you're getting one.
7. So your mom will stop thinking she's more tech savvy than you are.
6. The optical track pad is pretty cooo. It's not as easily breakible as other scrollers out there.
5. Because you know you're not strong enough to handle the peer pressure of not having one and all your friends do. It's like being a virgin again.
4. Cause it's a cool phone with cool features.
3. Cause some other guy is BB'ming your girl and you don't even know about it.
2. Because a QWERTY keypad means you don't have to press a button more than once like you're crazy.
1. Because BBM pins are the new cell numbers and getting laid is still the number one reason why you should sell your soul. LMAO
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