9. South Africa will lose their only beardless Rick Ross.
8. He'll look like a real Pantsula and still be rapping, that's not a good combo at all!!!
7. DJ Fresh will have nothing more to say about him. Fresh loves to diss HHP, not about his rhymes obviously.
6. He won't claim to be walking incredibly long distances for charity.
5. He'll be less interesting and lose his appeal. Somehow I think his personality is embedded in his calories.
4. They'll be less ways to describe him, I've always known HHP as the "FAT" rapper. How do we describe him if he's 70kgs?
3. People will think it's H.I.V. Because he's a star and gets groupies that's the first thing old people and haters would think.
2. He'll start shooting album covers at Fruit and Veg City; somehow seeing HHP with a carrot in his hand doesn't seem cool.
1. He's just not HHP without it.
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