Top Ten tricks girls need to know to be successful gold diggers - Tiger's Top Ten Toozdays

10. How to giggle and laugh and pretend your “mine” is funny. Without this trick you might aswell just tell him what you want and what you’ll give in return. Good gold diggers atleast make themselves and their mines believe it’s real.

9. Using make-up and weaves to enhance your beauty or hide what shouldn’t be there. A weave and make-up is like dynamite and a sledge hammer to a miner, their tools necessary to complete the job.

8. Using double standards to their advantage. She can say she’s an independent woman but that doesn’t mean she’s picking up the bill. The best gold-diggers are very talkative and quite vocal about being independent, even though they NEVER practice what they preach.

7. How to use her cleavage just right to get what she wants. A good cleavage on even the ugliest girl can charm even the most uptight guys.

6. How to get a promotion without the necessary qualifications… After only 3 months of “service”. There’s an easier way to the top for girls and some are not ashamed to use it.

5. Saying “I’ve never done this before”. You hear it so many times you start thinking that all girls have never done anything before.

4. How to find the rich man or the mine. Learning all these tricks is futile if you don’t know how to find your mine. Just hang out at ANC rallies or send Khanyi an email…She’ll share her secrets.

3. How to convince her fiancé they don’t need a pre-nup. These days the only True Love that exists is a magazine, a gold digger has True Love for gold and a pre-nup means less gold.

2. Saying it’s not about the money, as long as there’s love everything will be ok. As long as there’s the love for money she means.

1. Faking an orgasm. What we don’t know will not hurt us. This one I’m the most supportive of, without this there would be a lot of unhappy homes.
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