Kim Kardashian used a sextape to make her mom proud

Well it's now more than obvious that Kim Kardashian's sex-tape sins have been washed away. Even the Pope has her in his good books. Conservative soccer moms have forgiven her past indiscretions enough to never miss an episode of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' and buy their kids the Kardashian Credit Card. Yes, Kimmy K has taken a sex-tape and made herself a clean, respectable career.

Pretty girls have always had powers; the power to make you buy them drinks, carry her bag and even do her work. Pretty girls with nice booties and boobs have super powers. They can make you buy them brazillian weaves, cars and even mansions. It seems Kim used her powers to turn a sextape into a flourishing non-booty-shaking career. After her sex-tape Kim's publicist did some serious damage control, now she's one of the most talked about socialites since Paris Hilton. She's talked about daily and has every magazine begging her for cover shoots. Her mom must be so proud. Kim's exposure has even scored her siblings a spot in the spotlight and made the family some extra moola. Daddy could've been proud aswell.

Now everyone else seems to think they can begin a career with a sex-tape,but only Kim and Paris have made a success of it. Montana Fishburne being the latest and dismally failing. All she managed to achieve was to give guys another sick fantasy to fulfill and get her dad depressed enough to seriously question his parenting. Kim is the current world champion of of sex-tape careers and all I hope for is that a hot South African girl is crazy enough to do the same. Your mama will be so proud.



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