10. Trevor Noah - "Watching you... Like a HAWK"
9. Julius Malema - Who preaches that ALL ANC members must stick to having one partner. (As if he does)
8. Jacob Zuma - Who would just advise the cheater to marry all of them instead of doing it in secret. "ABSOLUTELY".
7. R. Kelly - The first place he would check would be the closet. If he finds nothing there no one is cheating. (Don't know why they called him for the worldcup song, they would call him for this aswell I bet.)
6. Bheki Cele - Then again he might arrest himself for trespassing after they call the cops and give the same old advice... "You have to cheat with your stomach in and chest out".
5. Bill Clinton - He would offer counselling after the confrontation as an experienced cheater and an unexperienced liar.
4. Mugabe - Problem is some of the cheaters would have disappeared after a few month with no valid explanaton.
3. Eamon - The guy that sang "Fuck it (I don't want you back)" So many people would be coming out with break-up one hit wonders afterwards.
2. Dingaan - The ex bar tender from Generations who now acts on Muvhango and is the Surf man. He just looks strange and strangely enough... He would be perfect for it.
1. Nimrod Nkosi - Let's face it, Nimrod was made for corny lines and Joey Grecco from cheaters has loads of them. If you watch Nimrod reading the Lotto results you'll hear so many of these corny one liners. "And there goes number 2, twice as nice" lmao. He would be perfect.
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