It's so easy to get Kelly Khumalo. All you need to do is drive past her in your Ferrari, tell her to get in and she will. Kelly's from Spruitview, a small town in the eastrand, where any girl would jump in a golf 1. So you bringing a Ferrari Tu Nero would be her dream come true. How do I know she's fast? Well...
1. She's from Spruitview
2. She used to sing Gospel then jumped to a more popular genre of Afropop/house when she saw how famous and rich she would get from it.
3. She has very skimpy stage attire (which is not a complaint, keep going gurrrrl)
4. She's had a lesbian partner whom she was going to marry in 2009 and is now with a man. Though they're breaking up.
5. etc etc etc
The Ferrari F430 Tu Nero is so nice, if you showed Kelly the pictures she might go home with you. Just don't take her to your moms place and make her believe the car is truly in service in Italy. Make sure your Condo/Flat is a bit high class with more than 5 white people living amongst you. Then you might get away with one night.
Make her forget about that idiot Prosper who she claims broke her virginity. Remind her that prosper looks like an HIV patient with a head that's twice the weight of his body.
Tell her she's better than Khanyi in every way and sexier than Chomee. She won't be able to resist you after this. Now take advantage, "Qinisela" and don't let go...
The tiger himself
And the car?
This supercharged beast features modified turbine blades and individual oil coolers, an enlarged induction tract with heat insulation, new water-cooled inter coolers, a new water pump, new high-flow air filters, larger fuel injectors and a new air-duct below the chassis.
The stock ECU has been remapped for optimal results.The Novitec Rosso Ferrari F430 Tu Nero pumps out 520kW of power and 712Nm of torque at 8,350rpm and 6,300rpm respectively. The 0-100km/h dash takes just 3.5 seconds and onto a top speed of 348km/h.
