Caster Semenya or Caster I "SEE-A-MAN-HERE" (Not old News)

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Caster Semenya is the "man" on the sports field, but is she a man in the ordinary world aswell?

OK. So the I.A.A.F has decided after a year or more of deliberating that Caster is not a man, but is a woman. I was as shocked as you are right now, but have accepted that it must be true. Though the fact that for most of the deliberation Caster was not at the testing centres leaves me very suspicious. I mean she would be needed daily so different experts could come in and look at her genitalia. But she spent all her time in South Africa hiding from the media and being exploited by YOU magazine.

Ironically, the YOU magazine pictures confirm all your suspicions to be true. I know what I suspected, Im reserving my right of actual disclosure. But these pics show beyond a reasonable doubt that a dress, make-up and a hair-do cannot confirm the truth. It puit an even bigger question mark around the issue. The I.A.A.F was probably finished with their investigation before this, and had to start all over after seeing the pictures.

The I.A.A.F had a bunch of scientific specialists to examine Caster's case. Because they thought they were smart they did this without taking her clothes off. Or rather placing bigger emphasis on the her genes and chemical make-up. Scientists are nerds who only had their first sexual encounter when they where reproducing to make a family, they're not the experts I would use in this case. A pornstar would've closed this case earlier saving time and money They have seen the strangest cases and wouldn't be troubled by the Semenya dilemma.

I know what I think. What do you think? Semenya or do you "SEE-A-MAN-HERE?"
















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