HANG OVER REMEDIES

Well ryt now i wana cut my head off and let my head deal with all this pain bt i cnt coz i gota be somewer nd make an impresion. Coffee dosnt work 4 shit,unless u eat it raw and it distracts u from da pain. All ds crap isnt an option so i just bort orane juice, an energy drink nd water. Dats da best solution next 2 killing urself. Bt i thnk da most effective remedy would be 2 sleep,il do dat as soon as i get a chance. Ryt now il jtst have 2 ride the wave.