Winter’s drawing ever closer and you can
bet that errr’ guy out there is making sure they have someone to keep them
warm. Some guys don't really care about the quality of their human blankets but most,
hopefully, need someone with a balance of beauty, booty and a brain mature
enough for a sane conversation afterwards. (after what now...? ehhhh yeahh that)
I’ve realized that I wouldn’t mind my
girlfriend and future wife to gain a few kilos while we’re together (as long as
she loses it later). It makes the relationship more interesting and in some ways
gives you 3 women in one… The one you met, the one who let herself go
during the relationship and the woman that lost all that weight and got her groove back
hehehe. This list features the top 10 guys in S.A who will be kept warm this
winter by the most beautiful, smart and curvaceous women this winter:
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| CCyfo |
7. Psyfo aka Sipho Ngwenya – Lucky enough
to have ex YOTV presenter CC Ravele in his arms this winter. He’s even luckier
now since she’s packed on a few pounds. I wouldn’t be surprised
to learn that Psyfo forced her to pack a few pounds for a warmer winter for
both of them. CC also probably has the most genuine personality in the business
and always has something to talk about so the cuddling game afterwards should
be decent.
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| The perfect figure 8 |
6. Pastor Keith Harrington – It’s no
coincidence Keith decided to marry Sophie last December (2011)… He was securing her
for the winter. Now Sophie may not be the prettiest girl on the block, but what
she lacks in beauty she has in booty. The pastor, Keith, is alleged to have
fake qualifications from an institution that does not exist, but there’s
nothing fake about Sophie who is not only the clueless receptionist you see on
generations but a successful business woman who’s probably smarter than
everyone thinks.
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| Relax dude, she'll kiss you again |
5. Gcina Lukhele – He might look like a
thug but he scooped "princess" Lorna Maseko officially in December (2011) in a
beautiful wedding ceremony. Lorna is certainly an expensive human blanket being
on Top Billing and used to the high life and running successful businesses on the side. But Gcina knows
how cold winter can be and fits the bill with his own businesses. Plus Lorna
is/was a ballet dancer so…. YOU KNOW!!!
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| Ah ah she's ready for ya |
2. Khanya Dlanga – Arguably the most beautiful black woman in the S.A entertainment industry right now. Khanya’s PC, phone and home wallpaper is of her (so I’ve heard). He still cant believe he stumbled onto her (so I’ve heard). Lol anyway, he will not drop the ball this winter unless that ball is going right in her mouth… That’s what we would do… don’t judge.
1. Itumeleng Khune – On the soccer field he doesn’t normally score but off it he has scored Minnie Dhlamini in more ways than one. It’s reported that Khune hasn’t stocked on blankets this winter… The only viable reason I see here is that Minnie’s luscious hips will be adequate for even the coldest winter. Khune is probably the most envied man right now, beli’’’’ dat.
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| He scored (cough cough) |
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