9. When are they gonna make toilet paper with Hellen Zille or DA on it? Hai it's long over due.
8. I spoke so much kak at that ANC rally that I'm suprised I still have more kak to drop now.
7. Hai even woodwork was not more kak than this. Yoh, what did I eat?
6. R25 000 isn't enough man, I need more of this tender money. I must call that Cassel Mathale guy for another deal.
5. That boy doing a t-shirt with my name on it is on the right track. I might give him a tender if the shirt looks good on me.
4. Sooner or later these idiots are gonna figure out I'm not smart pretending to be dumb, I'm actually pretending I'm smart and I was passing. Manje mazobona ndoda.
3. Eish this one is big, just one more push... Which reminds me, I need to push COSATU and Zuma for that Nationalisation thing. My new house depends on it.
2. That Lindiwe Mazibuko from the DA gets on my nerves... But I must admit I would love to eat sushi from her. Hehehe
1. Where's that Helen Zille article so I can wipe my arse?
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