10. Write a book on how to ruin your career and lose Dark and Lovely Contract.
9. Go to a mental asylum for some time and come back when
she’s NOT crazy.
8. Learn from YFM deejays on how to survive on little or no
pay.
7. Do scientific
research how the hell an increase in twitter followers can lead to a decrease
in popularity and the flow of income.
6. Start a “Feed Nonhle” foundation where she asks her
followers and fans to each donate a rand to help feed her until she gets back
on her feet.
5. Find a nice 9 to 5 like a call centre job were all our
broke, down and out stars are. (Call Selwyn and some Skwatta Kamp members for
some advice)
4. Sliquor on Jam Alley to try resurrect her career.
3. Get herself a boyfriend who can hopefully shut her the
hell up.
2. Learn how to be a house wife incase her career never
resurrects, then find a rich bastard to sponge off of.
1. Join Turn her new website. www.nonhlethema.tv into a porn site filled
with her naked pictures and sextapes.
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Nonhle might be f-ing up right now but we would all still bang hurrr... Hehehe