10. What do coloured people do to educate other people? They create AWEH-Ness! by Anonymous
9. A coloured and black guy were watching animal planet and it was a show
about the great white shark , the black guy says "This is unfair why do
great things have to be white? Why cant we have a great black shark?
"The coloured says"No man,why cant there be a great coloured shark? "The
black guy turns amazed and says "Tjo, A shark with no teeth, now thats
wrong!"
great things have to be white? Why cant we have a great black shark?
"The coloured says"No man,why cant there be a great coloured shark? "The
black guy turns amazed and says "Tjo, A shark with no teeth, now thats
wrong!"
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8. CAPE COLOURED IN COURT...
The magistrate was scolding the accused: 'This is the seventh time in
three years that you are appearing in front of me ! What do you have to
say for yourself ?
Accused: " Nee Fok your honour, jy kan mos nie vir my blame as jy nie a
promotion kan kry nie! "
7. A Coloured girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her
Finds himself a Lady of the night . He asks her, 'How much do you charge For the hour meisie?' 'R100,' she replies.
So he asks, 'awright do you do Coloured style?' She says 'No!' He then
Asks her, 'I'll pay you R200 to do it Coloured style?' She again says
No, not knowing what Coloured style is! So he then offers herR300.
Again she declines his offer. So finally he says, 'I'll give you R500 to
go Coloured style with me!' Finally she agrees thinking, 'Well I've been in
The game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every
Kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad
Could Coloured style be? 'So she goes ahead and has s.e.x with him, doing it in every kind of way
And in every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours
They finish. Exhausted, the Lady of the night turns to him and says,
'That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting
Something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Coloured style come
In?'Gatiep replies... 'I'll pay you the end of the month!'
them easy...
So the lawyer asks if the Coloured would like to play a fun game.
The Coloured is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the
game is really, really a lot of fun.
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only
R5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you R500,"
8. CAPE COLOURED IN COURT...
The magistrate was scolding the accused: 'This is the seventh time in
three years that you are appearing in front of me ! What do you have to
say for yourself ?
Accused: " Nee Fok your honour, jy kan mos nie vir my blame as jy nie a
promotion kan kry nie! "
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7. A Coloured girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her
flat.
She says: ''You come to the front door of the complex where I live ne,
and look for unit 14A. With your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and
you'll find a lift on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of
the
lift you'll find my flat on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and
I'll open the door for you.''
The boy says: ''Neh shap Baby, that sounds mos blaaind easy to find.
But why must I do everything with my elbow huh???"
Girl says "Ha-a, Niee, Excuuuuse me, you're not coming empty-handed? Jirrre!
She says: ''You come to the front door of the complex where I live ne,
and look for unit 14A. With your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and
you'll find a lift on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of
the
lift you'll find my flat on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and
I'll open the door for you.''
The boy says: ''Neh shap Baby, that sounds mos blaaind easy to find.
But why must I do everything with my elbow huh???"
Girl says "Ha-a, Niee, Excuuuuse me, you're not coming empty-handed? Jirrre!
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6. A Coloured, Whitey and an Indian sit in a restaurant.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.
He looks so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Coloured twigs: "My goodness
that is the POPE!"
Sure enough, it is the POPE.
Thrilled, they club in and send him over the best chow on the menu.
The Pope accepts the food, smiles over at the three men, and starts eating.
After he's finished eating, the Pope approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Indian and
shakes it, thanking him for the food.
When he lets go, the Indian gives a cry of amazement: "My Goodness!
The arthritis I've had for 30 yrs
is gone. It's a miracle!"
The Pope then also shakes the White's hand, thanking him. As he lets
go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
"Its true mate!!, the bad back I've had all my life is completely
gone. It's a miracle!"
The Pope then approaches the Coloured who knocks over a chair and a
table in trying to get away from the Pope. "What's wrong?" asks the
Pope. The Coloured shouts, "Jy rakie aan my nie, I'm on a disability
grant!!!
They stare and stare, until suddenly the Coloured twigs: "My goodness
that is the POPE!"
Sure enough, it is the POPE.
Thrilled, they club in and send him over the best chow on the menu.
The Pope accepts the food, smiles over at the three men, and starts eating.
After he's finished eating, the Pope approaches the trio. He reaches
for the hand of the Indian and
shakes it, thanking him for the food.
When he lets go, the Indian gives a cry of amazement: "My Goodness!
The arthritis I've had for 30 yrs
is gone. It's a miracle!"
The Pope then also shakes the White's hand, thanking him. As he lets
go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
"Its true mate!!, the bad back I've had all my life is completely
gone. It's a miracle!"
The Pope then approaches the Coloured who knocks over a chair and a
table in trying to get away from the Pope. "What's wrong?" asks the
Pope. The Coloured shouts, "Jy rakie aan my nie, I'm on a disability
grant!!!
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5. Gatiep, A Cape Coloured goes into a brothel in Kaapstad one night and
Finds himself a Lady of the night . He asks her, 'How much do you charge For the hour meisie?' 'R100,' she replies.
So he asks, 'awright do you do Coloured style?' She says 'No!' He then
Asks her, 'I'll pay you R200 to do it Coloured style?' She again says
No, not knowing what Coloured style is! So he then offers herR300.
Again she declines his offer. So finally he says, 'I'll give you R500 to
go Coloured style with me!' Finally she agrees thinking, 'Well I've been in
The game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every
Kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad
Could Coloured style be? 'So she goes ahead and has s.e.x with him, doing it in every kind of way
And in every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours
They finish. Exhausted, the Lady of the night turns to him and says,
'That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting
Something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Coloured style come
In?'Gatiep replies... 'I'll pay you the end of the month!'
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4. Lawyer and a Coloured are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The
lawyer is thinking that Coloureds are so dumb that he could get one over onthem easy...
So the lawyer asks if the Coloured would like to play a fun game.
The Coloured is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the
game is really, really a lot of fun.
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only
R5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you R500,"
the lawyer says.
This catches the Coloured attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees
to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth
to the Moon?'
The Coloured doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out R5 and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Coloured's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on
the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no
avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the
Coloured and hands him R500. The Coloured pockets the R500 and goes right
back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Coloured up
and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four?'
The Coloured reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer R 5 and goes back to
sleep.
Don't mess with Coloured's!!
This catches the Coloured attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees
to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth
to the Moon?'
The Coloured doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out R5 and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Coloured's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on
the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no
avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the
Coloured and hands him R500. The Coloured pockets the R500 and goes right
back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Coloured up
and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four?'
The Coloured reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer R 5 and goes back to
sleep.
Don't mess with Coloured's!!
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3.ou Gamatjie's father catches him snorting a powdery substance behind the shed.
"Gamatjie!!" he yells, "what's that stuff you're sticking in your nose? It had better not be cocaine!"
"Don't worry, Papa" says Gamatjie . "It's only Kool-Aid."
"Kool-Aid? Why would you want to stick Kool-Aid up your nose?"
"Because I've got a cold," sniffs Gamatjie .
"Well, Kool-Aid isn't going to get rid of your cold, my boy."
"I know, Papa", says Gamatjie. "But at least it makes my snot taste lekker."
"Don't worry, Papa" says Gamatjie . "It's only Kool-Aid."
"Kool-Aid? Why would you want to stick Kool-Aid up your nose?"
"Because I've got a cold," sniffs Gamatjie .
"Well, Kool-Aid isn't going to get rid of your cold, my boy."
"I know, Papa", says Gamatjie. "But at least it makes my snot taste lekker."
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2. The angel Gabriel came to the lord and said, “I have to talk to you, I have coloured folks up here in heaven who are causing some problems.They are always fighting with each other, threatening and swearing…really the most vulgar language and they keep saying “aweh, bruddah!” And calling Me: “eksé my broe!”They are also swinging on the pearly gates; someone has scrawled “Jou Ma se….” on the pillar, my horn has been smoked, braai sauce is all over their robes, pork shank, sparerib, chicken bones and papsakke are all over the streets of gold. Some of them are walking around drunk, with one wing.
They have been late taking their turn to keep the stairway to heaven Clean and bottlenecks have been found under the first flight. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds and dry salted snoek hanging from the pearly gates. Some of them aren’t even wearing their halos, Saying, “It is messing up their relaxed hair.” others are wearing them But in a half cocked fashion on the very top of their heads.
1.One day, Gamat was driving his Cortina down Voortrekker Road when he