Top Ten Movies That Can Be Made About SouthAfrica - Top Ten Toozdays

10. Bad Boys 4 – Starring Bheki Cele and Jackie Selebi, the two cops are against each other. One trying to corrupt the system and the other trying to make it fitter and better. The 2 start off being friends but break-up after seeing their conflicting styles. It ends up being a big gun fight between Bheki’s fit, stomach in chest out army and Jackie’s rich mafia connection crew.

9. The Gigantic (Based on the Titanic) – A love story  with a very sad ending. HHP and Noleen fall inlove on the biggest ship in the world. After a session of wild sex though, they cause a big hole in the ship and it starts to sink. HHP saves Noleen from the water and gets her on a life boat with other passengers, but Noleen is too heavy and sinks everyone. HHP then sacrifices his life and becomes the life boat for the passengers.

8. SARS Attacks (Based on Mars attacks) – After many people find ways to boycott their tax payments Pravin Gordon calls Trevor Manuel back to help lead their retrieval of tax payments. SARS ends up being too greedy and plot to take over the world’s tax systems.

7. Fagatar (Based on Avatar) – A story about how Senzo from generations goes into the gay world to learn their ways so he can figure out their weaknesses. He ends up falling for Somizi, the princess of the tribe, and fights the straight world to keep the gay community alive. From the creator of After Nine comes a riveting story that’s sure to turn beds.

6. God….Zilla (Based on Godzilla) – After failing numerous times to take down the ANC government, Hellen Zilla builds a dinasour like machine to destroy the country she was fighting bravely to keep safe. She wrecks buildings looking for everyone with an ANC membership card to destroy them. COPE and The ANC end up teaming up again to destroy this creature.

5. South African Booty (Based on American Beauty) – Starring Terry Pheto, Penny Lebyane and Thembi Seete who make their way through life and reach success using their booties. This is a story about how brains don’t matter much and booty can fill in the missing pieces.

4. Zuma Goes To Heaven – A story about how Zuma joins the ANC from a very young age instead of church on his path to heaven. He comes across many demons like Helen Zilla and Thabo Mbeki who try to stop him from being the high priest of the ANC and the country. The demons try to infect him with a deadly virus but Zuma’s trust in the Lord gets him Holy Water from a shower where he washes everything away. A story about how the underdog fights back to make it through the gates of heaven.

3. Jub Jub Breaks-out – After being convicted for culpable homicide and sent to the depths of jail, Jub Jub is forced into a cell with frisky inmates who make sure his feminine side is used to its maximum. After seeing her son’s tears and hearing his raunchy stories, Mama Jack plots to get him out. From there there’s a lot of hot action of Mama Jack using Oprah’s money to get her son out.

2. Malema’s Distinction – An Inspiring story of how Julius Malema fought through all the adversity to eventually get a distinction in wood work. Proving all the teachers, his enemies and his friends wrong. “He is not a stupid”. With famous lines like “We are fighting for the wealth” and “You bloody agent”, it proves to be quite a thriller aswell.

1. Primrose Crous And The Seven Dwarves – Based on Snow White played by Primrose, and the wicked witch played by Khanyi Mbau. This is a classic tale of how the witch tries to steal Primroses prince, Theunis Crous. The Prince and Primrose have seven kids, the dwarves, but still the witch wants all the prince’s wealth. An award winning act by the witch who boasts lines like “Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the bitchiest of them all”, this would be set to be the movie of the year.

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