With news that the worlds favourite porn mag has launched in S.A, it's only right we look back at the best we've been exposed to. Whether you bought the magazine or not, you were always curious as to who and what was in it. To help you catch up I've compiled a top ten of possibly the best covers to be published, which include some very hot celebrities. I personally never had the guts to walk into an adult shop , ALONE, and purchase any porn mag; but with the South African version coming I have no excuse. I have to support our local girls and see if there's any girl I know brave enough to bare all for the nation. I wonder how Zuma feels about this, he'll probably want to meet these girls personally to put them in his covers. Lego...
10. At number 10 we have
Aubrey O'day from Danity Kane, the girl who claims she wouldn't have been kicked out of Bad Boy had she had sex with P Diddy. Like with alot of girls in the music industry, they want to be the centre of everyone's attention. Looking pure in gold, PLAYBOY must've done alot of retouching to get us to gaze at her for more than 5 seconds.
9. South African Model
Candice Boucher decided to be the first from S.A to do a spread for
PLAYBOY. The Durbanite had apparently impressed Hugh Hefner which is why he wanted her in the magazine. I don't know if Hugh mixed up the word "impressed" with aroused, but it would all have the same effect anyway I guess.
8. Latoya Jackson was outshone by her brother and sister but she knew there was one thing Janet would ever do. So she called Hugh and got herself into PLAYBOY... more than once. They all couldn't be big in the same industry, luckily Latoya had found a temporary spot in fame.
7. Anna Nicole Smith, really big boobs. Nuff said. Well she also knew how to make money using her assets. Though she never loved her cash cows, atleast she fed the! Hehehe
6. Big boobs, controversy, sex tape and a damn sexy body.
Pamela Anderson represents exactly what PLAYBOY is about. It's no suprise the magazine got her more than once and also made her a playmate. I just wonder what sort of games these mates play...?
5. Carmen Electra, or real name
Tara Leigh Patrick, is one of the sexiest women in the world according to me. Whoever changed her name hit the nail on the head and I'm sure got nailed and got head from the electrifying sex symbol. She's possibly the only white woman I would pick over Beyonce. Beyonce would be a "Single Lady" for sure.
4. Well, well, well. Nick Canon used to perv over Mariah Carey when he saw her in PLAYBOY and now his fantasies have "cumm" true. Now I'm sure he regrets that many of the world's population have seen most of her. But she looks gorgeous here, Nick has comfort that we can look but can't touch.
3. Wow, Naomi Campbell smiling. I wouldn't be suprised if she held the editor by the balls and forced him to published the smiley face on the cover. I'd rather see a slick grin like she's about to hit someone in the face. But her strap bikini thing makes her look irresistible... Though most would probably resist.
2. The girl I would marry and stick with despite any cheating and disrespect. Kim Kardashian has a sex tape that the world has seen a million times over, we've seen every part of her but she managed to rebrand her image into a classy and sophisticated man eater. She can eat me alive. Still she managed not to reveal all on PLAYBOY which was a great move. Will you marry me?!?!? Maybe then I can manage to get on the "will" aswell.
1. The girl we thought was good but was willing to take it off and expose herself to us, Garcelle Beauvais is the ultimate guy fantasy. Good girl gone bad but still good, it's not just her looks that put her first but the thought that you never know what you will find behind any innocent smile, apparent shyness or well moralled lady.
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