10. They walk on the red carpet with camera’s flashing and people giving a f*ck.
9. They talk on TV and radio and tell us how to dress, what to wear, what to listen to. And lie to us about who they really are.
8. They breath the fart of stars… Have you ever wondered how Paris Hilton’s or Kim Kardashian’s fart smells? Well Kanye West knows.
7. They drive cars that are years away, if ever, from being put out to the public. Will Smith drove the Audi RSQ in iRobot and Tom Cruise the Toyota Lexus 2054 in Monority Report.
6. They take craps on toilets made of gold that flush themselves. Donald Trump and Master P don’t know how porcelain feel like anymore and have forgotten how to flush.
5. They shut the store down when they go shopping and can shop after hours.
4. They wake up in the morning and take a shower with the 5 girls they had in their bed the previous night.
3. They don’t take their own pictures, someone else does and shares the pictures with the rest of the world. We put their pictures on their walls and use them to inspire our dreams.
2. They go out to clubbing in any country they feel like at that moment. They spend amounts similar to our annual salaries that same night and ALWAYS leave with girls.
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