15 years ago I would tell you that it’s easy to get your hands on “Jenni From The Block”. The problem now is that she’s no longer Jenni from the block. It’s more like Jenni owns the block. You have to do a whole more lot to impress this woman now. She traded tacos and burritos for steak tatar, cheap tequila for expensive tequila and broke men for stinking rich ego-maniacs. But you can’t blame her, the girl with the first famous booty in the world won’t let just anyone even touch it. So what do you do?
Head over to her gym early in the morning and conspicuously start using the treadmill next to her, play it cool. After a long session of running, pretend to make a call and start speaking to your imaginary friend in Spanish. Make sure she here's, after the call look at her and politely say you're pissed you're not so fluent in your home language anymore. She'll smile and tell you she has done the same. Use that opportunity to create a casual but interesting conversation. After your training ask her if she would like to join you in going back to your roots, eating at the grimiest Latino places, drinking there and watching Latino movies. She'll be so impressed she'll cancel all her other plans to spend the day going down memory lane.
She'll tell her friend to take the car home when she see's your Scorpion, the car produces hydrogen during vehicle operation through electrolysis of water using the power generated from the vehicles electrical system. A small amount of hydrogen added to the vehicles intake air/fuel mixture allows the engine to operate with less fossil fuel. This what you tell her while you're speeding down the highway, it's your way and the highway.
