10. i-Pod Nono Multi-Touch - Everyone elses nano or nano look-alike has buttons that are difficult to press and some are even broken. You walk in the room with your ipod that you can use more effectively than others. You don't overpress your buttons, can see clearly what you're doing and all eyes are on you. That makes you BOSS of the room right thurrr.
9. Samsung OLED Laptop - You walk into the library with a portfolio cover with papers and your super thin, super light Macbook in it. No one suspects a thing till you actually open it and use its touch keypad. That makes you BOSS of the library.
8. Windows Surface - It's not everyday you walk into someones house and find a huge table that's a touchscreen heaven. Everyone else on the block has a wooden table they put their computer screen on. That automatically makes you BOSS of your hood.
7. 3D Camera - You're at the cricket match and South Africa just won. Everyone is taking pictures and you're taking pics of everyone. A stranger feels sorry for you and wants you to be included in the pics so she offers to take a pic of you with your camera. She takes it and BAMM... there's 2 optical tracks hehehe. You take her home cause you were king of the Cricket fans.
6. OhMiBod Vibrator (Vibrator) For the ladies - Your mom found 2 of your vibrators before and threw them away. Now you need your fix and doing it by hand just isn't the same anymore. So you buy a vibrator that looks like an iPod, when your mom asks what the stick is for you tell her it's for the volume. Then you turn the "music" on at night and head off to Ah-ah-land. You're Boss of your bedroom.
5. iPad - You're in a club taking photos for your new online magazine. There's someone else there doing the same thing but also taking names and numbers with a pen and paper. You pull out your iPad and start doing the same. You're the Boss of the online magazine world.
4. Nutec Wristfone - You're in the car in the rain with your boys waiting for your friend who's running a little late. A friend asks you what the time is, you look at your wrist and tell em. They ask you what time "Clyde" had emailed you, you look at your wrist, make a few touches and tell em. They ask you to call your friend, you look at your wrist, dial and talk. You're the Boss of the car.
3. Blackberry Torch - You're at the mall in the queue waiting to be serviced. Everyone in the queue has their Blackberry Curves out bbm'ing and tweeting etc. You pull out your Torch and scorch them all. You're Boss of the queue.
2. PSP Phone - You're at the bus stop next to a hot girl and a nerdy looking Chinese boy playing games on your phone. The Chinese boy pulls out his PSP and starts annoying you with serious game questions only a freak would know. The girl looks at you in disapproval. A phone rings, they both look in their pockets to check if its theirs. You look away, put the PSP on your ear and start talking, no more ringing. You're Boss of the bus Stop!
1. 3D TV - YOu're sitting in your living room at night with your glasses on watching TV. Your friends knocks on the door, you open while wearing your glasses. As you walk him to the living room he can't stop dissing you about wearing shades at night and what a freak wanna-be you are. You get to the TV room and he disses your TV saying it's messed up and you need to get it checked. You keep quite, sit down, give him a pair of the 3D glasses and watch. He puts them on... You're the Boss of television and shades.
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