Top Ten Things that won't change in 2011 - TOp Ten Toozdayz

10. The ANC will still the ruling party. If you haven't accepted this get psychiatric help, Zuma runs this b*tch!

9. Sunday Sun will still be publishing lies and claim "Euphonic" wasn't available for comment by the time the paper went for print.

8. Psyfo will still be a wack rapper and nothing he does will change that fact. Unlike wine, talent does not mature with time.

7. America will still be the big, bad bully of the world and the Middle East the sad kid that keeps being pushed around. Alot of bullied kids that get bullied for their lunch money or their OIL end up seeking revenge or kill themselves, suicide bombers and bombings in the U.S by terrorists seem to fit this criteria don't you think?

6. Music, movies and whatever else won't stop being pirated. Not even Chiefs can stop these Pirates hehehe lmao.

5. Skwatta Kamp will release another album with ALL 7 members when only 4 of them have a real impact. Can you even name all of them anymore?

4. Bonang will still look like a drag queen with a robot smile and rake in even more moola...Oh and she'll still be cheating on Euphnik with soccer players and other people's husbands. Ntombi watch out hehehe.

3. Khanyi Mbau will find another rich man to buy her the same old Lambo and leave her once he's dry. Poor daughter will probably turn out like Paris Hilton, hopefully my lil' bro is lucky enough to get a bj from Mbau junior.

2. Money will still rule the world.

1. No matter how good you are in bed, how caring you are, how much of a bad boy/girl or how rich you are... Your girl will still cheat on you, not bitter just real.

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