Salma Hayek and the Lexus 2054 Concept

A movie star car for a movie star girl. The perfect combination. Both these beautiful creations have curves a man craves, in the front than the back and it's oh so beautiful. The car features on the Tom Cruise movie "Minority Report" and Salma on so many other movies, her most memorable being "Desperado" in which she rides a horse. So this car would be a big upgrade for her.

Salma is a gorgeous and sexy Mexicana chica. What sets her apart from her fellow bitchy, gorgeous but slutty Mexican women is her sophistication. The money is to blame but you can't shoot her for that. What you can do is try get her in your bed, cause that's what it's all about isn't it? And here's how...

You need to be the sophisticated guy. Wear a suit, an expensive but classic looking watch, drink wine and not beer and speak like Sean Connery. Now I'm sure there's dozens of men with this natural appeal but you've got one thing they don't... The Lexus 2054 concept. So not only are you sophisticated but you're "the future" aswell.

You're most likely to meet her at a restaurant, an exclusive 5 star venue where even white people clean the toilets. Once you locate her, find a table alone, light your cigar, sip your wine and wait. Arrive before her so when she gets there she sees your car in the parking. Sit at the corner where you'll easily be noticeable, order a steak and just relax. Salma will step in, sit down and order something. While the waiter takes her order she'll ask who's car is outside, the waiter will point at you and that's when you're in the doors. Because she knows you're sophisticated and have money she won't be coy and try play some game. She'll tell the waiter to bring the food to your table and come eat with you.
As she's walking towards you sit back, blow out some smoke and look at her. She'll casually say hi and ask to sit with you. "Ofcourse" you'll say then you pour her some wine. At this stage I'm guessing you bought the best bottle in the house and have studied your table manners to the last degree. Now all you need to do is carry a great conversation. And that's it.