Driving the Audi Locus you'll have guys giving you the dirty look, so you need a girl that will give them that dirty look back. Somaya has that mean facial expressiion that will wipe the look off a hater's face when they look. But to get her, you have to play dirty aswell.
Puerto rican girls are used to grimy ass, mean guys who they can't walk all over and Somaya is no different. So if your name is Matt, you shouldn't even try. Even with the car and truck loads of money she wouldn't date you, cause you're a p****. She wants a guy that will stand his ground, set HER straight and if she puts a foot wrong she wants a guy that will hit her. That's right, Puerto rican women WANT you to hit them just like coloured girls. Tell me I'm wrong and I'll give you a tour of Eldo's.... Anyway. What do you need to do to learn this craft if you're a nice guy like many of us modern men. Well...
Start watching movies and series of the most famous male Puerto rican actors. Watch Prison break and learn from Amoury Nolasco, watch Benicio Del Toro in CHE/Traffic/Drug Wars but most of all study the character, speech and actions of Noel Gugliemi. He possibly has played the baddest puerto rican roles you can learn from. Study and live the lifestyle he lives. Start eating Tacos and Burritos, drinking Tequilla and jumping borders so you can truly say you lived the Mexican life. After a while of doing that you'll be ready to take her on.
Ofcourse you're still gonna need the car. Somaya is a rapper, model and actress on "Soy La Jefa La Mas Chingona" and will not settle for lower class or average wanna-bees. She wants to ride in a car her friends have never been picked up in and one that they'll be jealous of. The front has an aggressive look with the traditional Audi grille. The air intakes are shaped like the headlights to create a coherent feeling.
The rear section is very organic with defined curves and subtle details, tail lights are designed to have integrated air outtakes underneath them to avoid any unnecessary details. In other words, She will love you for your car and that's ok. That's half your job done, now you have to impress her if you want the full package. How?
Be late when you pick her up, don't say sorry for it. Tell her you had things to do so she doesn't think you're as boring as you are. Make her laugh, that's probly the most important thing you can do. Then the last and most crucial part of this is that you must hit her. For no reason. Then watch her kiss you and tell you to take her to your place. Case closed, you've got her. Now you have to keep that up or get bitch-slapped and abused by the family. Goodluck.
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