Joelle Kayembe and the Aston Martin Gauntlett Concept - Eye Candy of the week

To get a fly girl you need a car with wings. You gotta fly through the city in a car with these wings if you're ever gonna scoop a girl as gorgeous as Joelle Kayembe. It's long overdue that I tell you how you get this girl and leave her before she kills your unborn baby. Like I said in my previous article; to get a fast girl you need a fast car and to leave her you need an even faster car. Now this is how you get this fly girl and then easily fly away after. Just like the car this is only a concept and does not guarantee you'll get her. The Aston Martin that looks like an Aston Martian.

Now Joelle has already seen the other Astons and has surely driven in them so don't bore her with the details. You need to suprise her with something that looks familiar but scraps the predecessors entirely. And that's exactly what the Gauntlet does. This car looks like the Vantage's bad twin, real BAD, a bloody monster.

Now we know all girls are into the badboys and Kayembe is no different, just be her badboy with the bad Aston. Go to FHM's offices where she'll show up for a shoot eventually or some BEE annual meeting where she's likely to hang to meet the rich fat bastards. Be patient, she's bound to show up. You need to be near the car not looking like you're the chauffeur or washing it for that matter. Be with a hot girl you found at the local Chisa Nyama with new expensive clothes. Don't say anything just pass Joelle with this other girl by your side. She'll be looking at you the whole night with the image of her in the Gauntlett in her mind. Tell the girl to go check her make-up and watch as Kayembe walks up to you and tell you straight up "I don't care what you do with your hood rat but tonight I'm going home with you".

And that's it, I guarantee it has a 99% estimated success rate. Where you get the car though is your business.

The Tiger Himself