Just when you thought you had seen the most gorgeous of South African girls I bring you Tanya.Not your girl next door... hell not even the kind of girl you see in the club or TV. Her look belongs to europe, a calm and secluded place, but yep she's from mzansi. as if any of this matters but:
Agency: Boss Models - South Africa
Height: 175cm/5'9"
Bust: 81cm/32"
Marital status: Cannot GET HERWaist: 61cm/24" (waist of time flirting)
Hips: 86 cm/34" (don't lie)
Shoes: 39.5 EU/8.5 US/6 UK (normal girls can't fit in her shoes)
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Brown (you will never see them live)
You're completely right if you think you can't get her, she's an element we call unobtanium. But if you want an advantage I've got the perfect one... The Porsche Panamera.
Drive this and she might glance and notice you. Porsche has come out with a new high performance sports car, the only difference is that it’s got 4 doors! The first |Porsche to have such. so that means you have 4 strategies to put her in the car:
1. Get the balls to invite her to your place and put her in the passenger seat.
2. Invite her ugly friend to go have an afterparty at your place and she brings her along for security, where |Tanya sits in the back from the right door.
3. kidnap her and shove her in the back from the right door. (What I would do)
4. And the most likely way is to pull a 'Pinda' and give her the bloody car.
But even after that you're not guaranteed to even get a hug.
Quick stats:
Under the hood; we’ve got a 4.8L V8 producing 394bhp and 369lb -ft of torque. The turbo version will be giving 493bhp and 516lb-ft of torque. Also the transmission will be dual clutch. Now the S version will reach 60mph in 5.2 seconds and the Turbo in 4.0 seconds.
And the rest is history.
The tiger himself




















