2 for the price of 1 - Amber Rose, Reagan Gomez Preston and the Mclaren SLR (I don't have to say Mercedes right?)
People think you need millions to own this car, well it's true but there's another way to acquire it. Money isn't the only form of trade here, women can be traded as any currency in the world and can bargain any price. Not just any women though, I think Amber Rose and Miss Reagan Gomez Preston can be used as fair trade in this deal.
It's a bit hard to get ahold of her now. But if you travel back in time to when she used to be a stripper (or exotic dancer,whatever) then you might've had a chance. Go to the club, pay for a lap dance and tell her there's alot more where that came from. (At this point you've cleaned out your bank accounts, cashed all your policies including your child's and sold your City Golf). So she leaves with you, great!!! You can now put in the deposit for the SLR. But first you gotta upgrade her like Kanye did. From stripper to professional model, feature actress, and get her a stylist to make her look edgy and wild. Then put her in a few music videos so your millionaire buyer can see her and lust over her. Something that all millionaires with Mclarens want, the wild unpredictable girl. Ask Theunis Crous about Ms Mbau. Ok now you've got yourself a sizeable deposit.
It's a bit hard to get ahold of her now. But if you travel back in time to when she used to be a stripper (or exotic dancer,whatever) then you might've had a chance. Go to the club, pay for a lap dance and tell her there's alot more where that came from. (At this point you've cleaned out your bank accounts, cashed all your policies including your child's and sold your City Golf). So she leaves with you, great!!! You can now put in the deposit for the SLR. But first you gotta upgrade her like Kanye did. From stripper to professional model, feature actress, and get her a stylist to make her look edgy and wild. Then put her in a few music videos so your millionaire buyer can see her and lust over her. Something that all millionaires with Mclarens want, the wild unpredictable girl. Ask Theunis Crous about Ms Mbau. Ok now you've got yourself a sizeable deposit.
But look at this car, there's no way any logical guy, millionaire or not, will just give it you for one girl. He'll be bored with her after a month anyway. You need more currency. So you switch your TV on in that F1 hotel you're now living in desperate for a solution. You don't even have DSTV in that cheap room of yours and you see Amber's starting to give up on you. So watching SABC1 you come across a series called "Love Inc" and see the most gorgeous black girl on the show. You've never seen her before so she can't be that big, you decide to move to the states for a while and become her agent. There you book her a whole lot of movie roles (Dough Boys, Never Die Alone, Love don't cost a thing) and in the process get her to fall in love with you. Once she's head over heals inlove with you, you tell her your dream of owning the SLR. And because she loves you so much she would do anything for you so she agrees. Now you've got all you need. All you need to do is find a guy that owns it. Check the specs out:
The car uses carbon fibre for its entire body construction in an attempt to keep the weight low. Despite CFRP materials the total curb weight is 1,750 kg (3,858 lb). McLaren claims a 0-100 km/h (62 mph) of 3.8, with a top speed of 334 km/h (208 mph).
Car and Driver achieved a 0-60 mph (100 km/h) time of 3.4 seconds, and a quarter-mile time of 11.2 seconds at 130 mph (209 km/h) C&D suggests the times may be even lower if temperatures were lower. Motor Trend tested the SLR and achieved a 0-60 mph time of 3.3 seconds in April 2006. Car and Driver achieved top gear acceleration 30-50 mph and 50-70 mph times of 1.7 and 2.4 seconds, which are the fastest ever recorded by the magazine in a production car. The SLR also pulled 1.13 g on the skidpad.
Ok so go to Sandton and hang out by the dealership with the girls. Wait for the 1st guy to stare like he has no eyelids. He'l approach saying he's a big fan of the girls and how much he would love to have lunch with them. And the rest is history, you let him know the deal and he buys the car for you. Now you have it. All you need is to find a job that pays you enough to maintain it. Goodluck
