So.... The world cup... What did it mean to us? Well for one thing it meant that Vuvuzelas weren't only a black thing anymore. It meant taking away the stigma of Africa being a jungle with naked women walking around with animals. If not for Africa, atleast for us South Africans.
We got to see Desmond Tutu as not just a short, holy man but that he can act like a lunatic andloosen up aswell. I hope God forgave him for drinking more holywine than what is usually recommended by the angels.
Everyone doesn't see Jacob Zuma as a corrupt rapist anymore, I personally stopped seeing an imaginary shower over his head a few days after the world cup. That's good no???
The #WC also brought some moola for people, some lucky guys got laid to some hot Brazillian and Spanian asses and I guess some lucky/unlucky guys are receiving the blessing of a baby into this world.
There were some unfortunate cases of child abductions aswell, if not by child traficers then by R Kelly. We'll be seeing whichever girl R Kelly took in a music video soon, atleast they get more than the children that are sent to Europe.
But now it's all history, a lot less soccer on TV, a little less Bonang, girls will stop stalking the Brazil soccer team and pay more attention to me. So I've got my happy face on. Us hosting this event shows that the BEE a-holes that fuck with us daily can to some extent be taken seriously.
This means great things for us I guess, that's what they say. I'm just glad we weren't embarrased.
Great work S.A - The tiger himself
We got to see Desmond Tutu as not just a short, holy man but that he can act like a lunatic andloosen up aswell. I hope God forgave him for drinking more holywine than what is usually recommended by the angels.
Everyone doesn't see Jacob Zuma as a corrupt rapist anymore, I personally stopped seeing an imaginary shower over his head a few days after the world cup. That's good no???
The #WC also brought some moola for people, some lucky guys got laid to some hot Brazillian and Spanian asses and I guess some lucky/unlucky guys are receiving the blessing of a baby into this world.
There were some unfortunate cases of child abductions aswell, if not by child traficers then by R Kelly. We'll be seeing whichever girl R Kelly took in a music video soon, atleast they get more than the children that are sent to Europe.
But now it's all history, a lot less soccer on TV, a little less Bonang, girls will stop stalking the Brazil soccer team and pay more attention to me. So I've got my happy face on. Us hosting this event shows that the BEE a-holes that fuck with us daily can to some extent be taken seriously.
This means great things for us I guess, that's what they say. I'm just glad we weren't embarrased.
Great work S.A - The tiger himself